I am getting closer to finding out your identity.
First, I know you are trying to slash your grocery bill.
Secondly, I know you think your child's art work is suitable for display. How do I know this you ask? I was in the pediatrician's waiting room after you and noticed you ripped out pages 92-99 of Wonder Time's September issue. I hope you enjoy those 10 stylish ways to display your kid's artwork.
I was just going to check and see if my stylish ways were listed. You see, I have my own style and do not need to rip the pages out of a magazine.
Frequently updated display of school art, proudly displayed in the great room.
Decorative tile / trivet from Art to Remember fundraisers along kitchen soffit.
Painted "masterpieces" above the fireplace.
I also know you are having trouble with your child being bullied. Yes, you ripped out that article too.
Perhaps your child is getting bullied because he keeps taking things that don't belong to him. Oh, like waiting room magazine articles.
You should have also removed the article on ethics, teaching the golden rule. Apparently this was one thing you didn't learn. Treat others as you wish to be treated.
I'll find you, you magazine article ripper-outter. And when I do....
Tired of reading after you,