Hayden: Do you know what today is?
Ben: Carter's birthday?
Hayden: NO, Vanessa's birthday party.
Friend's mom: Is Hayden's middle name Johnson?
Me: Umm, no.
Friend's mom: (Laughing) He told us it was Johnson. We figured it was a family name.
Me: Umm, no. It is Vincent, also a family name but not as out there as Johnson.
Me: Why did you tell them your middle name was Johnson?
Hayden: I couldn't remember my name.
Clearly I do not hollar at him enough. Even the neighbors know Griffin's middle name.
Walking through Kohl's
Hayden: (giggling) I know what those are.
Me: What are they?
Hayden: They are bras (giggle, giggle). You wear them on your tummy.
I either need a lift or some privacy.
Hayden wiggles, the automatic toilet flushes, he gets up so he doesn't get wet, he sits, he wiggles, the flush, he gets up, repeat FOR 15 minutes.
I had to purchase 1 thing. Our trip to Kohl's lasted 1 1/2 hours complete with 4 trips to the bathroom.