Hayden: Do you know what today is?
Ben: Carter's birthday?
Hayden: NO, Vanessa's birthday party.
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Friend's mom: Is Hayden's middle name Johnson?
Me: Umm, no.
Friend's mom: (Laughing) He told us it was Johnson. We figured it was a family name.
Me: Umm, no. It is Vincent, also a family name but not as out there as Johnson.
LATER
Me: Why did you tell them your middle name was Johnson?
Hayden: I couldn't remember my name.
Clearly I do not hollar at him enough. Even the neighbors know Griffin's middle name.
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Walking through Kohl's
Hayden: (giggling) I know what those are.
Me: What are they?
Hayden: They are bras (giggle, giggle). You wear them on your tummy.
I either need a lift or some privacy.
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Kohl's bathroom
Hayden wiggles, the automatic toilet flushes, he gets up so he doesn't get wet, he sits, he wiggles, the flush, he gets up, repeat FOR 15 minutes.
I had to purchase 1 thing. Our trip to Kohl's lasted 1 1/2 hours complete with 4 trips to the bathroom.
4 comments:
I am just sitting here laughing. I love the things that kids come up with!
LOL! I have had many, many trips like that!! :)
Too funny. My eldest just turned 4 I hope he's as comical in the coming months.
I hate bathroom trips in public! That sounds so much like Carter. Last night we were at dinner and I took him to the bathroom 3 times in the span of 1 hour!
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