Wednesday, January 28, 2009

One day with a 4 year old

Hayden: Do you know what today is?

Ben: Carter's birthday?

Hayden: NO, Vanessa's birthday party.

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Friend's mom: Is Hayden's middle name Johnson?

Me: Umm, no.

Friend's mom: (Laughing) He told us it was Johnson. We figured it was a family name.

Me: Umm, no. It is Vincent, also a family name but not as out there as Johnson.

LATER

Me: Why did you tell them your middle name was Johnson?

Hayden: I couldn't remember my name.

Clearly I do not hollar at him enough. Even the neighbors know Griffin's middle name.

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Walking through Kohl's

Hayden: (giggling) I know what those are.

Me: What are they?

Hayden: They are bras (giggle, giggle). You wear them on your tummy.

I either need a lift or some privacy.

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Kohl's bathroom

Hayden wiggles, the automatic toilet flushes, he gets up so he doesn't get wet, he sits, he wiggles, the flush, he gets up, repeat FOR 15 minutes.

I had to purchase 1 thing. Our trip to Kohl's lasted 1 1/2 hours complete with 4 trips to the bathroom.

4 comments:

Kristen said...

I am just sitting here laughing. I love the things that kids come up with!

Weber said...

LOL! I have had many, many trips like that!! :)

Carol said...

Too funny. My eldest just turned 4 I hope he's as comical in the coming months.

Danielle (Life with the Hewitt Family) said...

I hate bathroom trips in public! That sounds so much like Carter. Last night we were at dinner and I took him to the bathroom 3 times in the span of 1 hour!