This is what they ate today:
1/2 dozen hard boiled eggs
2 pieces cinnamon toast
1 bowl cereal
3 pound bag of apples
1/2 cake
1/2 package of hot dogs
banana
oreos
candy corn
ice cream bar
chocolate bar
snickers bar
chocolate milk
and 3 full slabs of ribs
Me: Did you eat any vegetables?
Carter: No, I'm a meatatarian. It is against my moral fiber to eat vegetables. It's a life long commitment. And one I don't take lightly.
3 comments:
He definitely won't take it lightly when all that meat and sugar gets stuck in his intestines. Send him back to School in the Woods!
That list of food reminds me of The Very Hungry Caterpillar.
Wow we better get pay rises before our boys are eating that much.
Love that he's a meatatarian. Such a boy thing to say.
"It is against my moral fiber to eat vegetables." That might be the funniest thing I have read in like a week... or two. Seriously, hilarious!
And I love the irony of the fact that veggies usually have quite a bit of "fiber!" HA HA HA!
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