Oh, your parents are taking a Love and Logic parenting class, what a bummer.
Yes, that is our phrase.
Oh Carter, what a bummer that you wrote Griffin sucks BA_ _ S (like basket, base or soccer) on the back of my dirty car and now you have to use your report card money to pay for a car wash.
Boys, what a bummer, you decided to steal that lick-a-stick candy thing off our counter and now you have to surrender half of your Halloween candy.
Yes, life is sometimes a bummer. But hopefully things will be more peaceful in the long run.
Can't wait to attend week two!