You kept the kids busy for HOURS! Everyone loved to play with you.
The hit of the neighborhood, yes, you were.
I look at where you are laying now, disgusted. How could I have trusted you with those kids? I know you had failed me in the past, but this summer you were awesome. I forgave you when the grass died all around you. I forgave you when you gently plopped to the ground. I forgave you when you broke a chain, then another. We loved you and repaired because you were part of the family. But I can not forgive you for this.
I don't think I can ever get the sight of Hayden, my little baby, flying through the air out of my mind. You are so lucky he wasn't hurt, just shaken up a bit. That Popsicle fixed him up fine. But you, STUPID TIRE SWING, are outta here.