Today is the First Grade Musical. A certain grandfather (who will remain nameless) is too busy to attend either performance. Here is my answer to that.
Oh, bummer. Someone flagged my craigslist posting for removal. For those of you that missed it:
Local Grandparents wanted
Looking for new grandparents who have time for three adorable and fun boys. No huge time committment needed, they don't expect much. The position is flexible, attendance at the occasional t-ball game or swim meet, a fishing trip, cheering at a school play. It is a volunteer position and no experience is neccesary. References required.