What happened when five hundred hares got loose on Main Street?
The police had to comb the area.
Where do rabbits go after their wedding?
On their bunnymoon.
Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?
He needed the hare.
What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long?
A runny bunny.
Why do rabbits go to the beauty parlor?
For hare care.
What do you do with a blue rabbit?
Cheer him up.
A rabbit and a duck went to a restaurant for dinner. Who paid?
The duck because he had the bill.
Why did the rabbit cross the road?
Because the chicken had his Easter eggs.