I am not talking about penial enlargement ads over email.
I am talking about mail that came right to my mailbox.
Mail that I sent the boys to go collect.
Mail that they looked at on the way across the yard.
The "handwritten" note inside the ad reads:
"This is the softest thing I've ever worn. Feel for yourself...you won't be able to stop touching it!
HELLO MIRANDA, I have prepubescent boys over here! Put some damn clothes on and stop telling my boys to touch your bra!
Your secret is out. Put on some clothes and watch what you send to my house.
Mom of three boys