I used to think it was torture. Cruel and unusual punishment. Like twisting that knife in my heart a little bit more.
Why would they do that?
Sure, they don't know better, but is that really an excuse?
Now I think, it's fine, I don't need you. Obviously you still need me. Listen carefully, I can not help you. I will try to pawn this off on someone else, I can't guarantee they will go for it.
Hillary, Jennifer, Karen, Paula, Monica and my other friends with girls,
Please come pick up this latest issue of the American Girl catalog before I pitch it in the garbage.
UPDATE: Are you people INSANE? I just flipped through the catalog on the way to the garbage. Do people really spend that much on a doll? And $250 for a doll treehouse? Umm, is it life size? Can't you get a kid-size fort for $250? Is this one lined in gold?
Does anyone really spend this kind of money on dolls? God Bless Legos and GI Joe.