10 year old boy that hates whole wheat flour, whole wheat pasta, whole grain cereal. Anything with the words "wheat," "grain," or "healthy" in the name.
The missing child has been replaced with a boy, remarkably similar in appearance, who just shouted, "Oh yeah, are you making cookies with whole wheat flour? I love whole wheat cookies, they are so good."
If you find our missing child, please keep him. We are so glad to get this one in his place.
And you can break the news that the pasta he has loved for years "sun dried tomato" is really WHOLE WHEAT PASTA! Our new son is sure to love the irony of that now.