Dear Rachael Ray,
I would love to order your magazine however, we (like many families) are watching our pennies right now. I enjoy reading it at the YMCA while I am working out, if someone hasn't already snatched it up.
I was overjoyed to see the October issue on the magazine stand this morning. And my inner cheapskate was excited to read about slashing my grocery bill, see page 69.
I grabbed a magazine holder and headed to the stairmill. I stepped up, programmed my workout, turned on my Ipod and prepared to turn to page 69 to read the article.
I turned to page 62, I turned to page 86, I turned back to page 64, I turned to page 75. Really, it should be in here somewhere. Ooops, don't fall off the stairmill and make an ass out of yourself. I turn to page 68, which happens to be right next to page 73.
DAMN IT! Some jerk ripped out the article I wanted to read! Now I am stuck on the stairmill for another 23 1/2 minutes.
While I did enjoy reading the other articles in your October issue, I was very sad to miss those tips on slashing my grocery bill. With three boys at home plus a husband, our grocery bill is OUTRAGEOUS.
Perhaps the article contained things I already knew:
Don't shop hungry
Clip coupons
Scour the sale fliers
Shop with a list
Maybe you had new helpful hints.
I NEED to know what that article contained. One way to slash my grocery bill would be to not purchase your magazine while I am waiting at the check stand, however, I don't think that was on your list.
It really irks me that some self-centered jerk who defaces YMCA property (ok, maybe that is a bit much, but really? You have rip out the article?) is slashing their grocery bill and I am not.
I find it ironic that the YMCA mission is: To put Christian principles into practice through programs that build healthy mind, body and spirit for all.
Stealing and vandalism where not Christian principles last time I checked. The slashing ripper must not have a healthy spirit.
So Rachael, what I would like is a link to the article, or possibly an email containing the ways to slash my grocery bill, or if you are feeling super generous perhaps you can mail me a copy of the October issue.
If I don't hear back from you, I will be forced to use Plan B; shop on the day the senior citizen community bus shows up at Safeway, pick up a few items and patiently read the article while waiting behind all the blue hairs to check out.
Thank you so much for your understanding in this matter.
Sincerely,
Laura A_______
p.s. To the person who ripped out the article, I plan to shop at every supermarket within 10 miles of the Y, I will find out who you are (you will be the one holding the article and following the helpful hints) and when I do I am going to follow you through the store, watch how you are slashing your bill and when you go to check out, I am going to run to get a head of you in line.
Tuesday, September 30, 2008
Saturday, September 27, 2008
Do NOT go out and play!
It is a beautiful fall day. We aren't likely to have many more before the weather turns colder and the snow starts to fall.
So why am I letting the kids stay inside all day, watch tv and drive me nutty?
Why aren't they outside enjoying the gorgeous weather?
We have a visitor.
He has taken up residence under our back deck.
He growled at us for being on the deck.
Ben and our neighbor Kelly went to the next block, went into the neighbor's back yard and snapped these shots over the fence.
Yes, it is a bear. And he has moved in.


Animal control will not remove the bear unless he becomes aggressive, kind of late then, don't you think?
So for now we have a new member of the family. We have named him Bruce, Bruce the Bear. Hopefully he will move out soon, he keeps making gigantic poop in our yard.
So why am I letting the kids stay inside all day, watch tv and drive me nutty?
Why aren't they outside enjoying the gorgeous weather?
We have a visitor.
He has taken up residence under our back deck.
He growled at us for being on the deck.
Ben and our neighbor Kelly went to the next block, went into the neighbor's back yard and snapped these shots over the fence.
Yes, it is a bear. And he has moved in.
Animal control will not remove the bear unless he becomes aggressive, kind of late then, don't you think?
So for now we have a new member of the family. We have named him Bruce, Bruce the Bear. Hopefully he will move out soon, he keeps making gigantic poop in our yard.
Thursday, September 25, 2008
Six random things about me
I was tagged by a fellow Carter momma, Danielle at Life with the Hewitt Family for six random things about me.
I am so glad she tagged me as I haven't been tagged in a long, long time and needed to feel the love. Thanks Danielle, you have made my day.
The rules of the tag are as follows:
1. Post the rules on your blog.
2. Write six random things about yourself.
3. Tag six people at the end of your post.
4. If you are tagged, JUST DO IT, and pass the tag along.
Here are my six random things that you might not know about me:
1. I really, really want to win, I mean be awarded with, the coveted Volunteer of the Year at the elementary school someday. We are in our 6th year at the school and have 6 more to go. I know the previous winners are at school ALL THE TIME, volunteering in the classrooms, library, office, etc. I just can't keep up, but one day, when Hayden is in school, I can get there more and hopefully be the big winner someday.
2. In college I was elected Co-Executive of the student body. Instead of President and Vice Pres, we had Co-Execs. I loved it. I had an office on campus, spoke at Regents meetings, presided over council meetings, gave the occasional tv interview, gave a speech at graduation without having to have awesome grades. It was a fun time. I have a scrapbook with all the school newspaper articles about my term.
3. I love my birthday. Not just because it is my birthday but because of what was happening in the world when I was born. August 16, 1969. I was born DURING Woodstock weekend, not AT Woodstock. I wish my parents were hippies and had me there but no, I was born just south of there in a hospital on Long Island. I was born one month after the Neil Armstrong walked on the moon. I was born 2 months before the Amazing Mets won the World Series. Elvis died on my birthday in 1977.
4. I convinced my husband that I didn't pass gas and he believed me until I was in labor with boy number 2. I still tell the boys that girls don't do that, they do NOT believe me.
5. I had a very hard time naming the boys. Our last name starts with an A so you can't have initials that spell anything when you do the last name initial in the middle monogramming. Such as, Carter Brady A.. = CAB or Hayden George A.. = HAG. See the problem. The initials also couldn't be an acronym for anything, my initials were ALMOST LSD, my dad has no middle name, his initials VD. Also, after Carter was born we immediately crossed Tucker off our list. My nephews were having so much fun saying "Carter the Farter" we were afraid of using the name Tucker. We have never done the last name in the middle monogramming, but it is nice to know we can.
6. I live 25 minutes from where I grew up (age 10 and up) and went to school. I went to college in this town. I moved to Denver / Littleton for 2 years after graduation, but came back home after. Occasionally I look at houses on realtor.com in other parts of the country, but I really don't think I ever want to leave here.
And now to who to tag?
Carol at Siswick Construction Zone
Karen at Snakes, Snails and Puppydog Tails
Rachel at 4 Fun Boys
Laural at Mamasphere
Auds at Barking Mad
Hillary at Our Little Family
I am so glad she tagged me as I haven't been tagged in a long, long time and needed to feel the love. Thanks Danielle, you have made my day.
The rules of the tag are as follows:
1. Post the rules on your blog.
2. Write six random things about yourself.
3. Tag six people at the end of your post.
4. If you are tagged, JUST DO IT, and pass the tag along.
Here are my six random things that you might not know about me:
1. I really, really want to win, I mean be awarded with, the coveted Volunteer of the Year at the elementary school someday. We are in our 6th year at the school and have 6 more to go. I know the previous winners are at school ALL THE TIME, volunteering in the classrooms, library, office, etc. I just can't keep up, but one day, when Hayden is in school, I can get there more and hopefully be the big winner someday.
2. In college I was elected Co-Executive of the student body. Instead of President and Vice Pres, we had Co-Execs. I loved it. I had an office on campus, spoke at Regents meetings, presided over council meetings, gave the occasional tv interview, gave a speech at graduation without having to have awesome grades. It was a fun time. I have a scrapbook with all the school newspaper articles about my term.
3. I love my birthday. Not just because it is my birthday but because of what was happening in the world when I was born. August 16, 1969. I was born DURING Woodstock weekend, not AT Woodstock. I wish my parents were hippies and had me there but no, I was born just south of there in a hospital on Long Island. I was born one month after the Neil Armstrong walked on the moon. I was born 2 months before the Amazing Mets won the World Series. Elvis died on my birthday in 1977.
4. I convinced my husband that I didn't pass gas and he believed me until I was in labor with boy number 2. I still tell the boys that girls don't do that, they do NOT believe me.
5. I had a very hard time naming the boys. Our last name starts with an A so you can't have initials that spell anything when you do the last name initial in the middle monogramming. Such as, Carter Brady A.. = CAB or Hayden George A.. = HAG. See the problem. The initials also couldn't be an acronym for anything, my initials were ALMOST LSD, my dad has no middle name, his initials VD. Also, after Carter was born we immediately crossed Tucker off our list. My nephews were having so much fun saying "Carter the Farter" we were afraid of using the name Tucker. We have never done the last name in the middle monogramming, but it is nice to know we can.
6. I live 25 minutes from where I grew up (age 10 and up) and went to school. I went to college in this town. I moved to Denver / Littleton for 2 years after graduation, but came back home after. Occasionally I look at houses on realtor.com in other parts of the country, but I really don't think I ever want to leave here.
And now to who to tag?
Carol at Siswick Construction Zone
Karen at Snakes, Snails and Puppydog Tails
Rachel at 4 Fun Boys
Laural at Mamasphere
Auds at Barking Mad
Hillary at Our Little Family
Not a cool mom?!
Me: You can't have a mental health day tomorrow, I have to be at school to help with the walk-a-thon. But I will pretend I don't know you if you still want that.
Carter: All of my friends say you aren't a cool mom.
Me: WHAT? What friends?
Carter: My cool friends.
Me: Why do they say I am not a cool mom? (Try not to panic, breathe, breathe)
Carter: They just do.
Me: But WHY? What did I do? (Why are these 5th graders judging me?)
Carter: They think you aren't cool because you don't have a tattoo.
Me: Do they have tattoos?
Carter: (smirk) No.
Me: Then I don't think they are cool either.
Carter: All of my friends say you aren't a cool mom.
Me: WHAT? What friends?
Carter: My cool friends.
Me: Why do they say I am not a cool mom? (Try not to panic, breathe, breathe)
Carter: They just do.
Me: But WHY? What did I do? (Why are these 5th graders judging me?)
Carter: They think you aren't cool because you don't have a tattoo.
Me: Do they have tattoos?
Carter: (smirk) No.
Me: Then I don't think they are cool either.
Monday, September 22, 2008
DrKoop.com is my best friend
I woke up Saturday and had pain in my left foot, by my big toe and the ball of my foot. This must be something to do with running, I think. I ice it all weekend, it is not getting better.
Today I gave in and went to the doctor, a new doctor. I miss my old doctor, she was great but she moved to a new town 3 hours away. So I tried yet another new doctor at her old office.
I had already Googled my symptoms and came up with Metatarsalgia or a sesamoid injury.
Apparently the doctor went to a different medical school than I, she diagnosed GOUT!
Gout is an old man's disease. How could I have gout? I took her blood test and went to the xray (in case she was wrong and I really do have a fracture), filled my old man prescription to treat old man's gout and returned home to Google.
What are the risk factors for gout?
Obesity, weight gain, alcohol intake, high blood pressure, abnormal kidney function, and certain drugs can promote the development of gout. High dietary intake of rich foods that contain purine (e.g., cream sauces, red meat, sardines, liver, scallops) can increase the risk of gout.
A. Obesity:Yes, I need to lose a few pounds but who doesn't, I don't think I would call it obesity.
B. Weight gain: see exhibit A
C. Alcohol intake: Like more than other people? Or more than usual? Could you be more specific?
D. High Blood Pressure: I have VERY LOW blood pressure, always have.
E. Foods: I eat chicken, fruit, veggies, chocolate and ice cream.
I also learned that 90% of all gout cases are either men over the age of 40 or post menopausal women. I am not a man. I am not a post menopausal woman. 328 days until I turn forty and I have old man's disease.
Really, what was she smoking? I can't possibly have gout. And yet that was the diagnosis. So I sit back and think, well if McMommy could have a goiter, perhaps I can have an old man's disease.
I am patiently waiting for the call that the doctor was wrong, I should stop taking the gout medicine and they would like to bring me into their practice as my Google symptoms skills are superb.
Today I gave in and went to the doctor, a new doctor. I miss my old doctor, she was great but she moved to a new town 3 hours away. So I tried yet another new doctor at her old office.
I had already Googled my symptoms and came up with Metatarsalgia or a sesamoid injury.
Apparently the doctor went to a different medical school than I, she diagnosed GOUT!
Gout is an old man's disease. How could I have gout? I took her blood test and went to the xray (in case she was wrong and I really do have a fracture), filled my old man prescription to treat old man's gout and returned home to Google.
What are the risk factors for gout?
Obesity, weight gain, alcohol intake, high blood pressure, abnormal kidney function, and certain drugs can promote the development of gout. High dietary intake of rich foods that contain purine (e.g., cream sauces, red meat, sardines, liver, scallops) can increase the risk of gout.
A. Obesity:Yes, I need to lose a few pounds but who doesn't, I don't think I would call it obesity.
B. Weight gain: see exhibit A
C. Alcohol intake: Like more than other people? Or more than usual? Could you be more specific?
D. High Blood Pressure: I have VERY LOW blood pressure, always have.
E. Foods: I eat chicken, fruit, veggies, chocolate and ice cream.
I also learned that 90% of all gout cases are either men over the age of 40 or post menopausal women. I am not a man. I am not a post menopausal woman. 328 days until I turn forty and I have old man's disease.
Really, what was she smoking? I can't possibly have gout. And yet that was the diagnosis. So I sit back and think, well if McMommy could have a goiter, perhaps I can have an old man's disease.
I am patiently waiting for the call that the doctor was wrong, I should stop taking the gout medicine and they would like to bring me into their practice as my Google symptoms skills are superb.
Friday, September 19, 2008
Have you ever noticed?
Have you ever noticed that if you put a group of boys together, of varying ages, they will find a "game" to play?
Right now 2 ten year olds, 1 seven year old and 1 four year old are happily playing together in the front yard. I have a feeling that if our fourteen year old neighbor boy was home, he would be playing too.
I understand this is NOT the case with girls.
Ahh, some days the Testosterone Zone just feels right. As Garth Brooks said, "Thank God for unanswered prayers."
Right now 2 ten year olds, 1 seven year old and 1 four year old are happily playing together in the front yard. I have a feeling that if our fourteen year old neighbor boy was home, he would be playing too.
I understand this is NOT the case with girls.
Ahh, some days the Testosterone Zone just feels right. As Garth Brooks said, "Thank God for unanswered prayers."
Thursday, September 18, 2008
My Favorite Things Swap...I love presents!!
I have been watching every delivery truck that drives up my street. Will this be the one to deliver Amy's favorite things to me? And tonight..IT WAS!
I was so excited. I twittered Amy right away to tell her the package had arrived.
And then ripped it open, ok, not really, I carefully opened the box.

Oh, I am so excited. What could they be? And isn't it kind of funny how I picked out those cool brown paisley note cards for her and she sent the packages in the cool brown printed paper?


I noticed right away that we both love Bath and Body Works.
1. Bath and Body Works Anti-Bacterial Moisturizing hand soap in COCONUT LIME VERBENA, it smells so good. Amy suggested putting it in the kitchen but I may put it my bathroom, I don't think the boy's would appreciate it as much as I do. And I don't share well : )
2. Dark Chocolate (YUM) Peanut M + M's. These were delicious, notice the past tense. I can't help it, I love them. I did give in a share a couple with Hayden.
3. Pride and Prejudice DVD. My husband said, don't you have that? No silly man, I have Sense and Sensibility. I love Jane Austen. Good job Amy!
4. Bath and Body Works Warm Vanilla Sugar Shimmer Wand. This is the coolest, girliest thing I have ever seen. I will feel totally pampered using this.
5. The Jewel and the Hawk by Lori Wick. Click the link to read the synopsis. I love to read and think this story sounds great. I will be starting it soon.
6. A cool mini colander, she has pink, I have blue. Perfect for Carter's favorite snack, blueberries! Although Hayden has discovered an alternative use...

Thank you Amy for sharing all of your favorite things with me and thanks to Wendi who organized the entire swap.
When can we do it again?!
I was so excited. I twittered Amy right away to tell her the package had arrived.
And then ripped it open, ok, not really, I carefully opened the box.
Oh, I am so excited. What could they be? And isn't it kind of funny how I picked out those cool brown paisley note cards for her and she sent the packages in the cool brown printed paper?
I noticed right away that we both love Bath and Body Works.
1. Bath and Body Works Anti-Bacterial Moisturizing hand soap in COCONUT LIME VERBENA, it smells so good. Amy suggested putting it in the kitchen but I may put it my bathroom, I don't think the boy's would appreciate it as much as I do. And I don't share well : )
2. Dark Chocolate (YUM) Peanut M + M's. These were delicious, notice the past tense. I can't help it, I love them. I did give in a share a couple with Hayden.
3. Pride and Prejudice DVD. My husband said, don't you have that? No silly man, I have Sense and Sensibility. I love Jane Austen. Good job Amy!
4. Bath and Body Works Warm Vanilla Sugar Shimmer Wand. This is the coolest, girliest thing I have ever seen. I will feel totally pampered using this.
5. The Jewel and the Hawk by Lori Wick. Click the link to read the synopsis. I love to read and think this story sounds great. I will be starting it soon.
6. A cool mini colander, she has pink, I have blue. Perfect for Carter's favorite snack, blueberries! Although Hayden has discovered an alternative use...
Thank you Amy for sharing all of your favorite things with me and thanks to Wendi who organized the entire swap.
When can we do it again?!
Am I too old to apply to Law School?
My mother always said I should have gone to Law School.
Freedom of speech
Defamation of character
Libel
I am learning lots of new things. Thank you so much for calling me, oops I mean my husband. I am guessing if you called me I could say you are harassing me. According to Wikipedia, the term commonly refers to behavior intended to be disturbing, and, when the term is used in a legal sense, it refers to behaviors which are found threatening or disturbing. I think threatening to sue me counts.
I can tell you have been reading my blog. I have site trackers and can tell when you are on. I know you have seen I write a family friendly, often humurous recounting of our lives. Why would I write the things I did if I didn't believe they were true? I do not have one of those political statement blogs; I have a family blog, I blog about family stuff. I am not out to change the world, I try to connect with other bloggers through humor, family stories and experiences.
What I posted about your company is what I believe to be true. Truth is the defense for Libel / Defamation suits.
1. We went to your office to have 1 infected tooth removed.
2. We were told we need new xrays and exam. Our insurance covered most of it. We paid $84.25.
3. You decided he needed 5 cavities fixed. We paid $400.15. Later, after reviewing his bill at my husband's insistence, you realized you overcharged us for one tooth you did not fix and thus refunded $210 to us in the form of a check. I did not update the original blog post with this information, I am sorry for that. But doesn't it just prove my point anyway?
4. Your pit bull of a receptionist (can I say that?) would not allow me to leave the office on that day in February until I paid another $398.20. Making the total paid at your office $882.60.
5. Your office refuses to bill patients and demands payment before you are allowed to leave.
6. Dental procedure code D2391 Restoration Basic, You charge $161, our insurance considers $130 to be reasonable.
7. Dental procedure code D2392 Restoration Basic, You charge $210, our insurance considers $162 to be reasonable.
8. Dental Procedure code D9248 Sedation, you charge $300, our insurance doesn't cover it however, other area dentists charge $45.
9. Dental Procedure code D7140 Extraction Basic, you charge $156, our insurance considers $141 to be reasonable.
You charge more than most insurance companies consider reasonable. Patient families are required to pay what is over the limit for insurance reasonable and customary charges.
After hearing of our ordeal with your office someone told us, "It is like going to a heart surgeon for a cold."
Please let me know what in my original post you can prove to be false and I would be happy to edit it. I have stated the facts as I know them to be true. If the truth hurts, perhaps you should consider changing the way your practice does business. Just my opinion.
Please note that I refrained from linking the original post, using your name or the name of your practice in this post. You are welcome.
On a side note, our patient has lost 4 teeth in two weeks and now looks like this:

I hope the tooth fairy realizes how much those teeth are worth.
Freedom of speech
Defamation of character
Libel
I am learning lots of new things. Thank you so much for calling me, oops I mean my husband. I am guessing if you called me I could say you are harassing me. According to Wikipedia, the term commonly refers to behavior intended to be disturbing, and, when the term is used in a legal sense, it refers to behaviors which are found threatening or disturbing. I think threatening to sue me counts.
I can tell you have been reading my blog. I have site trackers and can tell when you are on. I know you have seen I write a family friendly, often humurous recounting of our lives. Why would I write the things I did if I didn't believe they were true? I do not have one of those political statement blogs; I have a family blog, I blog about family stuff. I am not out to change the world, I try to connect with other bloggers through humor, family stories and experiences.
What I posted about your company is what I believe to be true. Truth is the defense for Libel / Defamation suits.
1. We went to your office to have 1 infected tooth removed.
2. We were told we need new xrays and exam. Our insurance covered most of it. We paid $84.25.
3. You decided he needed 5 cavities fixed. We paid $400.15. Later, after reviewing his bill at my husband's insistence, you realized you overcharged us for one tooth you did not fix and thus refunded $210 to us in the form of a check. I did not update the original blog post with this information, I am sorry for that. But doesn't it just prove my point anyway?
4. Your pit bull of a receptionist (can I say that?) would not allow me to leave the office on that day in February until I paid another $398.20. Making the total paid at your office $882.60.
5. Your office refuses to bill patients and demands payment before you are allowed to leave.
6. Dental procedure code D2391 Restoration Basic, You charge $161, our insurance considers $130 to be reasonable.
7. Dental procedure code D2392 Restoration Basic, You charge $210, our insurance considers $162 to be reasonable.
8. Dental Procedure code D9248 Sedation, you charge $300, our insurance doesn't cover it however, other area dentists charge $45.
9. Dental Procedure code D7140 Extraction Basic, you charge $156, our insurance considers $141 to be reasonable.
Here is a question for you. Why on December 6th did you charge only $25 for Procedure Codes D9230 (Analgesia, Anxiolysis, Inhalation of Nitrous Oxide), the day he had 2 teeth removed, and then later on January 9th when you filled a few cavities did you charge us $300 for D9248 (Non-intravenous Conscious Sedation)?
It seems to me if he did fine for the EXTRACTIONS of two teeth, he could use the same analgesia for a couple of cavities. Notice I said "it seems to me", therefore stating my own opinion. I am free to state my own opinion as long as I state it as my opinion on my own blog.
It seems to me if he did fine for the EXTRACTIONS of two teeth, he could use the same analgesia for a couple of cavities. Notice I said "it seems to me", therefore stating my own opinion. I am free to state my own opinion as long as I state it as my opinion on my own blog.
You charge more than most insurance companies consider reasonable. Patient families are required to pay what is over the limit for insurance reasonable and customary charges.
After hearing of our ordeal with your office someone told us, "It is like going to a heart surgeon for a cold."
Please let me know what in my original post you can prove to be false and I would be happy to edit it. I have stated the facts as I know them to be true. If the truth hurts, perhaps you should consider changing the way your practice does business. Just my opinion.
Please note that I refrained from linking the original post, using your name or the name of your practice in this post. You are welcome.
On a side note, our patient has lost 4 teeth in two weeks and now looks like this:
I hope the tooth fairy realizes how much those teeth are worth.
Wednesday, September 17, 2008
Tennis anyone?
Tuesday, September 16, 2008
My Favorite Things Giveaway Revealed
AMY, If you haven't opened the packages yet, hit the back button on your browser.
Do you think she is gone yet?
How about now?
Ok, let's hope so.
Here it is. The items from the My Favorite Things Swap that Wendi organized.
The wrapped picture..

And the reveal!

package 1 (yellow wrap, green tag) I know it's tricking them but how else can I get them to eat the good stuff. Deceptively Delicious cookbook by Jessica Seinfeld
package 2 (green wrap, pick tag) just for fun There's no place like home ~ decorative sign
package 3 (green wrap, purple tag) Inspiring, handy, good to have when the computer isn't working. Inspirational journal with bible verses
package 4 (purple wrap, yellow tag) I have lots of these all over the house. Mine are just a little different for obvious reasons. Sisters picture frame (I have brothers and the boys frames EVERYWHERE!)
package 5 (blue wrap, yellow tag) I use these everyday. I always forget perfume so I figure this covers that. Bath and Body Works Moonlight Path shower gel and lotion
package 6 (green wrap, blue tag in center) Who needs email? The coolest brown paisley note cards I have ever seen
package 7 (green wrap, blue tag top right) And people wonder why my house smells so good even though I have 3 boys. Now you know. Wallflowers room scent from Bath and Body Works
package 8 (blue wrap, light pink tag) I love, love, love these. To me there is nothing better until I found... Big SOFT slipper socks
package 9 (blue wrap, dark pink tag) ...these! My new favorite. Since you also have hardwood, I thought you would like them too. Big SOFT slipper socks with non slip dots!
Do you think she is gone yet?
How about now?
Ok, let's hope so.
Here it is. The items from the My Favorite Things Swap that Wendi organized.
The wrapped picture..
And the reveal!
package 1 (yellow wrap, green tag) I know it's tricking them but how else can I get them to eat the good stuff. Deceptively Delicious cookbook by Jessica Seinfeld
package 2 (green wrap, pick tag) just for fun There's no place like home ~ decorative sign
package 3 (green wrap, purple tag) Inspiring, handy, good to have when the computer isn't working. Inspirational journal with bible verses
package 4 (purple wrap, yellow tag) I have lots of these all over the house. Mine are just a little different for obvious reasons. Sisters picture frame (I have brothers and the boys frames EVERYWHERE!)
package 5 (blue wrap, yellow tag) I use these everyday. I always forget perfume so I figure this covers that. Bath and Body Works Moonlight Path shower gel and lotion
package 6 (green wrap, blue tag in center) Who needs email? The coolest brown paisley note cards I have ever seen
package 7 (green wrap, blue tag top right) And people wonder why my house smells so good even though I have 3 boys. Now you know. Wallflowers room scent from Bath and Body Works
package 8 (blue wrap, light pink tag) I love, love, love these. To me there is nothing better until I found... Big SOFT slipper socks
package 9 (blue wrap, dark pink tag) ...these! My new favorite. Since you also have hardwood, I thought you would like them too. Big SOFT slipper socks with non slip dots!
Congratulations to Beth at Sportsmomma for submitting the most correct guesses! A package of a few of my favorite things will be on it's way to you! She is also living in a testosterone zone, I have several ideas for her package already.
Thanks to everyone for submitting their guesses.
Last day to enter Favorite Things Giveaway
Have you been sitting on the edge of your seat patiently waiting?
Have you been checking the Testosterone Zone everyday hoping that today is the day?
Have you been scouring the stores with the picture of my favorite things trying to figure out what I wrapped up for Amy?
Have you guessed yet?
If you haven't, you had better soon.
The answers will be revealed at 4 p.m. Mountain Time TODAY.
Have you been checking the Testosterone Zone everyday hoping that today is the day?
Have you been scouring the stores with the picture of my favorite things trying to figure out what I wrapped up for Amy?
Have you guessed yet?
If you haven't, you had better soon.
The answers will be revealed at 4 p.m. Mountain Time TODAY.
Monday, September 15, 2008
A walk to make me remember
One of the two birthday parties Griffin was invited to on Saturday was at my old high school, at the planetarium.
My first thought, my high school had a planetarium?
My second thought, I haven't been to Mitchell since May of 1987.
As I drove down the small street that connects the high school with the main road I explained to the boys, this was a 7/11, this was a radio station, this was a movie theatre, that was the pizza place.
Griffin found it hard to wrap his head around the fact that I once went to high school. Hayden didn't show much interest in my trip down memory lane, or San Miguel Drive.
When we arrived at the school I checked and yes, the Mitchell Marauder sign donated by the class of 1987 was still there. We found the hostess and were invited to stay and see the presentation.
We walked past the office, school store, auditorium, lunchroom / dance floor, library, all the lockers. We passed the typing room, it must be the computer lab now. The DECA club room. My old math class.
The lockers where I punched that guy Ron for grabbing my tatas.
The courtyard where you could smoke between classes or during lunch.
The English room that one teacher used, rumor was she had booze in the coffee cup.
And we found the planetarium, ah yes, now I remember. I think I was actually here once or twice.
It was a very interesting day, it brought back lots of memories. Made me realize I am lucky I can go visit my old haunts if I am feeling the need.
I always thought Babylon, NY was my hometown. We moved here from there when I was 10. To be more accurate I live in my hometown, the town I grew up in. After all I have been here for 3/4 of my life.
And can you believe kids were allowed to smoke at school!
My first thought, my high school had a planetarium?
My second thought, I haven't been to Mitchell since May of 1987.
As I drove down the small street that connects the high school with the main road I explained to the boys, this was a 7/11, this was a radio station, this was a movie theatre, that was the pizza place.
Griffin found it hard to wrap his head around the fact that I once went to high school. Hayden didn't show much interest in my trip down memory lane, or San Miguel Drive.
When we arrived at the school I checked and yes, the Mitchell Marauder sign donated by the class of 1987 was still there. We found the hostess and were invited to stay and see the presentation.
We walked past the office, school store, auditorium, lunchroom / dance floor, library, all the lockers. We passed the typing room, it must be the computer lab now. The DECA club room. My old math class.
The lockers where I punched that guy Ron for grabbing my tatas.
The courtyard where you could smoke between classes or during lunch.
The English room that one teacher used, rumor was she had booze in the coffee cup.
And we found the planetarium, ah yes, now I remember. I think I was actually here once or twice.
It was a very interesting day, it brought back lots of memories. Made me realize I am lucky I can go visit my old haunts if I am feeling the need.
I always thought Babylon, NY was my hometown. We moved here from there when I was 10. To be more accurate I live in my hometown, the town I grew up in. After all I have been here for 3/4 of my life.
And can you believe kids were allowed to smoke at school!
Saturday, September 13, 2008
What's the matter with that kid's grill?
It was just over two weeks ago when I made the prediction right here on this blog and it has come true.
No, Griffin hasn't traded swimming for prize fighting. He hasn't forgotten his mouth guard for football. His brothers haven't done this to him, really it's true, they haven't.
Remember when he started school on Aug 14th? Look at that cute smile.

And when he earned the swimming trophy. What a cutie pie.

Then Griffin lost one tooth. Bottom right, obviously, but stick with me here it gets tricky.

And then a second. Bottom left. The top looks empty because they are so darn wiggly and getting pushed out of the way.

Then yesterday another popped out, top right.

And just this morning, top right smaller tooth came out.

The poor kid, I should say RICH KID, has two more wiggling out, both on the top left.
His big top tooth looks like it is already coming through, so we may not have to go with the milk shake diet.
However, I think we should put speech therapy on hold for now.
It borders on child abuse to expect a kid with this grill to try to say "Sally the silly snake snuck into school."
No, Griffin hasn't traded swimming for prize fighting. He hasn't forgotten his mouth guard for football. His brothers haven't done this to him, really it's true, they haven't.
Remember when he started school on Aug 14th? Look at that cute smile.
And when he earned the swimming trophy. What a cutie pie.
Then Griffin lost one tooth. Bottom right, obviously, but stick with me here it gets tricky.
And then a second. Bottom left. The top looks empty because they are so darn wiggly and getting pushed out of the way.
Then yesterday another popped out, top right.
And just this morning, top right smaller tooth came out.
The poor kid, I should say RICH KID, has two more wiggling out, both on the top left.
His big top tooth looks like it is already coming through, so we may not have to go with the milk shake diet.
However, I think we should put speech therapy on hold for now.
It borders on child abuse to expect a kid with this grill to try to say "Sally the silly snake snuck into school."
Thursday, September 11, 2008
Thanks for calling Cheap Tickets, this is Laura. How can I help you?
I said that many times over the 5 years I worked for them. My schedule varied from 4-9am 4 days a week or 5-9am 5 days a week. When I started in early 2000, it was a great place to work. People LOVED to fly, it was very affordable, it was easy. People loved to call in and chat it up with the reservation agents. The website was available, but not many people were comfortable booking their own tickets.
And then one day the world changed. And people viewed everything different. And people stopped flying for a while. And for the first few months no one wanted American or United flights. And for the first few years after no one wanted to fly on September 11th.
On September 11th 2001, I was at work. At the time of the first plane hitting the first tower I was booking a flight for a man in NYC.
He had the TV on while talking to me and said, "Oh My God! A plane just hit the World Trade Center."
Me: What, what happened?
Him: A plane, I don't know what is going on. I can't do this now. I have to go.
I mute my headset and stand up in my cube, announce to my call center friends what he said. I quickly hit a button on my phone to stop any incoming calls to my line and a ran to the break room. They had just installed TVs two weeks before.
For the rest of the morning, the phones stopped ringing. If they did ring, the employee would ask if the people were watching TV, if not, they should be. And the calls would then stop.
We spent the morning taking turns watching open mouthed from the break room and manning the un-ringing phones. We knew how many passengers each plane held and were quietly figuring out how many lives could have been lost. Were there unaccompanied minors on board? How many children? Did we book any of the passengers? Did we put them on that path to death? Did we book any of the terrorists? It was unreal.
I saw the second plane hit and the towers collapse from the break room at Cheap Tickets. My shift was soon over and I went home.
Our oldest was then 3 and still refers to that day as "the serious day." Mommy had to watch the TV because a bad man did a very bad thing. Later we found a great book called September 12th we knew we would be all right. If you haven't seen it you should.
In the days following the attacks, we spent hours talking with passengers from cancelled flights.
"No, we don't know when you can fly again."
"No, we don't have any flights for anyone."
"The FAA has cancelled all flights, not us."
"I understand you want to get out of NYC, but all flights are grounded."
"I understand you want to be home, but all flights are grounded."
"I am sorry, but there is nothing we can do."
People rented cars and drove to where they needed to be. Drop off charges were waived. Airline changes were accepted, but no one knew for the first day or so when any flights would be in the air again.
Several delayed passengers took out their frustration on us. As if we were the cause of their problems. We had to remind them that the situation was greater than them getting home by Friday, think of all the lives lost. Everyone is suffering, not just them.
Most people were understanding and accommodating. We were a nation in crisis and they understood.
I think back to what the airline industry was like before that date.
Arriving at the airport 30 minutes before your flight and making it.
I watch movies with sappy goodbye scenes at the gate and think, that movie was made before September 11th.
I think of all the added precautions the government has added and hope it is enough. After all who would have that it could have happened in the first place.
I liked being blissfully unaware that an attack of that magnitude was possible.
Our thoughts and prayers go out to the families of those lost on this day, seven short years ago.
And then one day the world changed. And people viewed everything different. And people stopped flying for a while. And for the first few months no one wanted American or United flights. And for the first few years after no one wanted to fly on September 11th.
On September 11th 2001, I was at work. At the time of the first plane hitting the first tower I was booking a flight for a man in NYC.
He had the TV on while talking to me and said, "Oh My God! A plane just hit the World Trade Center."
Me: What, what happened?
Him: A plane, I don't know what is going on. I can't do this now. I have to go.
I mute my headset and stand up in my cube, announce to my call center friends what he said. I quickly hit a button on my phone to stop any incoming calls to my line and a ran to the break room. They had just installed TVs two weeks before.
For the rest of the morning, the phones stopped ringing. If they did ring, the employee would ask if the people were watching TV, if not, they should be. And the calls would then stop.
We spent the morning taking turns watching open mouthed from the break room and manning the un-ringing phones. We knew how many passengers each plane held and were quietly figuring out how many lives could have been lost. Were there unaccompanied minors on board? How many children? Did we book any of the passengers? Did we put them on that path to death? Did we book any of the terrorists? It was unreal.
I saw the second plane hit and the towers collapse from the break room at Cheap Tickets. My shift was soon over and I went home.
Our oldest was then 3 and still refers to that day as "the serious day." Mommy had to watch the TV because a bad man did a very bad thing. Later we found a great book called September 12th we knew we would be all right. If you haven't seen it you should.
In the days following the attacks, we spent hours talking with passengers from cancelled flights.
"No, we don't know when you can fly again."
"No, we don't have any flights for anyone."
"The FAA has cancelled all flights, not us."
"I understand you want to get out of NYC, but all flights are grounded."
"I understand you want to be home, but all flights are grounded."
"I am sorry, but there is nothing we can do."
People rented cars and drove to where they needed to be. Drop off charges were waived. Airline changes were accepted, but no one knew for the first day or so when any flights would be in the air again.
Several delayed passengers took out their frustration on us. As if we were the cause of their problems. We had to remind them that the situation was greater than them getting home by Friday, think of all the lives lost. Everyone is suffering, not just them.
Most people were understanding and accommodating. We were a nation in crisis and they understood.
I think back to what the airline industry was like before that date.
Arriving at the airport 30 minutes before your flight and making it.
I watch movies with sappy goodbye scenes at the gate and think, that movie was made before September 11th.
I think of all the added precautions the government has added and hope it is enough. After all who would have that it could have happened in the first place.
I liked being blissfully unaware that an attack of that magnitude was possible.
Our thoughts and prayers go out to the families of those lost on this day, seven short years ago.
Wednesday, September 10, 2008
Favorite Things Swap Revealed!
You didn't really think I would reveal my favorite things, did you? At least not until my swap partner Amy has a chance to receive the package.
I had so much fun doing the Favorite Things Swap hosted by Because Wendi Said So that I decided to end it with a GIVEAWAY.
I have listed the hints from the tags. Whoever guesses the most items will receive her (or his) own package of a few of my favorites!
Here are your hints (starting top left)
package 1 (yellow wrap, green tag) I know it's tricking them but how else can I get them to eat the good stuff.
package 2 (green wrap, pick tag) just for fun
package 3 (green wrap, purple tag) Inspiring, handy, good to have when the computer isn't working.
package 4 (purple wrap, yellow tag) I have lots of these all over the house. Mine are just a little different for obvious reasons.
package 5 (blue wrap, yellow tag) I use these everyday. I always forget perfume so I figure this covers that.
package 6 (green wrap, blue tag in center) Who needs email?
package 7 (green wrap, blue tag top right) And people wonder why my house smells so good even though I have 3 boys. Now you know.
package 8 (blue wrap, light pink tag) I love, love, love these. To me there is nothing better until I found...
package 9 (blue wrap, dark pink tag) ...these! My new favorite. Since you also have hardwood, I thought you would like them too.
Good luck and good guessing. I will post the reveal picture with the correct answers after Amy has recieved the package, early next week.
Make sure to email your answers to 3boys247@gmail.com and post a comment that says you are playing along.
Monday, September 8, 2008
A rare sight
Thursday, September 4, 2008
Dear eToys CEO,
Dear eToys CEO,
I can't thank you enough for the mailed correspondence I received this past weekend. The boys have certainly enjoyed (read ~ fought over) reading it and pointing out the many, many, many fun and exciting things they would like to acquire.
Yes, the HOLIDAY TOY CATALOG has made quite an impact on my household. You do realize it is only early September, right?
I can barely go 2 minutes without one of them running up to me and pointing out yet another high flying, fast driving, overpriced licenced character, completely unrealistic item they would like me to buy for them. Thank you for giving my children the urge to chat with me more often. I have explained to them that while I would love to get them every little (and huge) thing they ask for, they will have to wait and talk to Santa about it.
Since I am constantly interrupted with bickering over whose turns it is to look through the catalog, no, please don't send additional copies, and the incessant need for me to look at everything they will ask Santa for, I came up with a plan.
You can ask Santa for one thing. WHAT? Yes, just one thing.
My four year old has found a loop hole. "It looks like this Handy Manny tool cart goes with the truck, can I ask for two things?" And then two minutes later..."I was just kidding mom, I want this instead." And then two minutes later, "I was just kidding again, I want this now."
Sir, I can't go through this for the next 111 days until December 24th. At a rate of one request per two minutes, I will have 79920 requests PER CHILD for the next 3 months and twenty days.
Why are you doing this to me? I have always been a good customer. I shop on Black Friday. I shop after Christmas sales. I know everyone sends out catalogs early. But really, if everyone jumped off a bridge would you do it too?
Tell you what, ask your mail room person to be on the look out for a little gift I am sending to you. You want a hint? It is a handy item used to keep track of time. No, not a watch, a calendar. That way you can see it is way too early to be sending your holiday catalog.
While you are waiting for that too arrive, I will leave you with an image I see all too often around here. I hope you enjoy it. Please notice my son is wearing shorts, yet another hint that it may be too early to mail out that Holiday issue.
Sincerely,
Crazed Christmas Momma
I can't thank you enough for the mailed correspondence I received this past weekend. The boys have certainly enjoyed (read ~ fought over) reading it and pointing out the many, many, many fun and exciting things they would like to acquire.
Yes, the HOLIDAY TOY CATALOG has made quite an impact on my household. You do realize it is only early September, right?
I can barely go 2 minutes without one of them running up to me and pointing out yet another high flying, fast driving, overpriced licenced character, completely unrealistic item they would like me to buy for them. Thank you for giving my children the urge to chat with me more often. I have explained to them that while I would love to get them every little (and huge) thing they ask for, they will have to wait and talk to Santa about it.
Since I am constantly interrupted with bickering over whose turns it is to look through the catalog, no, please don't send additional copies, and the incessant need for me to look at everything they will ask Santa for, I came up with a plan.
You can ask Santa for one thing. WHAT? Yes, just one thing.
My four year old has found a loop hole. "It looks like this Handy Manny tool cart goes with the truck, can I ask for two things?" And then two minutes later..."I was just kidding mom, I want this instead." And then two minutes later, "I was just kidding again, I want this now."
Sir, I can't go through this for the next 111 days until December 24th. At a rate of one request per two minutes, I will have 79920 requests PER CHILD for the next 3 months and twenty days.
Why are you doing this to me? I have always been a good customer. I shop on Black Friday. I shop after Christmas sales. I know everyone sends out catalogs early. But really, if everyone jumped off a bridge would you do it too?
Tell you what, ask your mail room person to be on the look out for a little gift I am sending to you. You want a hint? It is a handy item used to keep track of time. No, not a watch, a calendar. That way you can see it is way too early to be sending your holiday catalog.
While you are waiting for that too arrive, I will leave you with an image I see all too often around here. I hope you enjoy it. Please notice my son is wearing shorts, yet another hint that it may be too early to mail out that Holiday issue.
Sincerely,
Crazed Christmas Momma
Wednesday, September 3, 2008
My house is so quiet because...
They are all at school of course. Today Hayden began his preschool Pre-K class. For those of you keeping track, this is our family's 8th consecutive year in preschool. Hopefully our last! Yes, we have been supporting Methodist preschools since the 2001-2002 school year. In fact, Carter started preschool early September 2001, one week before the world changed. But I digress.
Today Hayden started school. According to him, his teachers are Miss Mary Lou and Miss Mary Chelle, really it's Miss Michelle.
He had a great time. He saw old friends from last year. He made new friends. Mommy got work done. It was a great day for everyone.
The mandatory in front of the house first day of school picture

Hayden, September 2006, beginning his first year of preschool.

Hayden today.

Hayden in class now

Hayden in class then

Hayden with his friends Abby (Maddie's little sister), Emily and Maddie.

What a great day!
Today Hayden started school. According to him, his teachers are Miss Mary Lou and Miss Mary Chelle, really it's Miss Michelle.
He had a great time. He saw old friends from last year. He made new friends. Mommy got work done. It was a great day for everyone.
The mandatory in front of the house first day of school picture
Hayden, September 2006, beginning his first year of preschool.

Hayden today.
Hayden in class now
Hayden in class then

Hayden with his friends Abby (Maddie's little sister), Emily and Maddie.
What a great day!
Tuesday, September 2, 2008
13.1
I did it. I did it. I really, really did it. No, it wasn't a dream. I still can't believe I did it.
And lived to tell about it.
Yesterday my friend Jennifer and I ran the American Discovery Trail Half Marathon. Yes, you read that right, a HALF MARATHON. 13.1 MILES.

We had wanted to do the Pikes Peak Ascent, just a little 13.32 mile run UP Pikes Peak. The registration requirements changed and we weren't aware until it was too late to compete this year.
The new requirement was to complete a half marathon in under 2 hours and thirty minutes.
My time 2:19!

I am so happy we did it. I am so happy I made the qualifying time. I am so glad I got this cool medal. I am so glad it is over.
Just over halfway done. Please take this sweaty ball cap from my cramped hand.

Approaching the park, just a few turns left. Is it over yet?

Griffin ran along side me towards the finish until he told me I was running so slow, he could keep up with me by walking. My response, go away then Griffin.
And lived to tell about it.
Yesterday my friend Jennifer and I ran the American Discovery Trail Half Marathon. Yes, you read that right, a HALF MARATHON. 13.1 MILES.
We had wanted to do the Pikes Peak Ascent, just a little 13.32 mile run UP Pikes Peak. The registration requirements changed and we weren't aware until it was too late to compete this year.
The new requirement was to complete a half marathon in under 2 hours and thirty minutes.
My time 2:19!
I am so happy we did it. I am so happy I made the qualifying time. I am so glad I got this cool medal. I am so glad it is over.
Just over halfway done. Please take this sweaty ball cap from my cramped hand.
Approaching the park, just a few turns left. Is it over yet?
Griffin ran along side me towards the finish until he told me I was running so slow, he could keep up with me by walking. My response, go away then Griffin.
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